After they said goodbye to each other, a guard told my dad that the woman was sentenced for life because she killed her husband, and put the body through a meat grinder. He had a nice chat and a sandwich with an inmate. My dad was installing a ventilation system at a women’s prison. My dad used to work as a CO and he would never tell me any stories about his time there until one day of constant badgering he told me the tale of the Easter surprise.Įaster morning one of the inmates thought it would be a brilliant idea to get completely naked and shove a toilet scrubber all the way up his ass so the only part visible was his bristled “bunny tail”, he then proceeded to scream that he was the Easter bunny while trying to hop around and avoid the oncoming guards The biggest deterrent for me breaking the law are stories like the ones below, stories from current and former prison guards talking about the most disturbing things they’ve ever witnessed…Contrary to the first story, these are not humorous, they’re pretty FUUUUUCKED up, so get ready to be disturbed ( via AskReddit): I don’t plan on getting locked up at any point in my life mostly and I have shows like HBO‘s Oz to thank for that, shows that scared the piss out of me and have left a lifelong lasting impression. Thankfully, I’ve never been inside of a prison.